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Some big dogs have no idea how massive they are. They’ll sprawl across your lap, lean their entire weight on you, and squeeze into tiny spaces just to stay close. Despite their towering height and hefty build, these lovable goofballs truly believe they’re lap-sized. Whether they’re curling up on the couch like a Chihuahua or wedging themselves into impossibly tight spots, they refuse to accept reality. If you love oversized cuddles and don’t mind losing personal space, these giant dogs will happily take up all of yours.
Great Dane
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Great Danes are one of the largest dog breeds in the world, but don’t tell them that—they still think they belong curled up in your lap. Weighing well over 100 pounds, these gentle giants have no concept of personal space. They will plop down on you without hesitation, stretching their long legs across your furniture like they own the place. Despite their intimidating size, they are affectionate, goofy, and eager to be as physically close to their humans as possible. If you’ve ever wanted a lap dog the size of a small horse, a Great Dane is your perfect match.
Bernese Mountain Dog
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Bernese Mountain Dogs may be built for farm work, but they are all about snuggles at home. These fluffy giants love leaning on their humans for comfort, often pressing their full weight into you like a massive, affectionate blanket. They enjoy curling up in cozy spots, even if it means squeezing themselves into spaces far too small. Their gentle and loving nature makes them fantastic family dogs, and they always seem happiest when draped across someone’s lap—whether that someone is prepared for it or not.
Newfoundland
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Newfoundlands, or “Newfies,” are enormous, fluffy, and completely convinced they are tiny. These gentle giants have an incredibly affectionate nature and will happily plop their massive bodies right onto their humans for cuddles. Their love for being close knows no bounds, and they’ll follow you from room to room just to be near you. Newfies also habitually lean into their people, often using their weight as a sign of affection. If you’re looking for a giant dog with an even bigger heart, a Newfoundland will keep you warm (and slightly squished).
Saint Bernard
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Saint Bernards are famous for their enormous size, but they have the soul of a lap dog. These drooly, affectionate pups love to snuggle and will try to fit themselves onto laps, couches, and even small chairs if it means getting closer to their humans. Their gentle nature and love for physical contact make them some of the most lovable oversized cuddlers around. Just be prepared for a lot of drool and the occasional “oops, I didn’t mean to crush you” moment when they try to sit on your lap like a 10-pound pup.
Irish Wolfhound
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Despite standing as one of the tallest dog breeds, Irish Wolfhounds are softhearted, affectionate giants who believe they are much smaller than they really are. They love resting their heads in their owner’s lap, draping their long limbs across furniture, and curling up in spaces far too tiny for them. Their gentle and calm nature makes them excellent companions, but their complete disregard for their size means you’ll frequently be squashed under a mountain of dog love. If you want a giant cuddle bug, an Irish Wolfhound will deliver.
Leonberger
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Leonbergers are massive, fluffy, and completely unaware of how much space they take up. These giant teddy bears love pressing their weight into their humans, sitting on laps, and curling up in impossibly small spaces. They are affectionate, playful, and always looking for a way to be as close as possible. Despite their imposing size, they are gentle and sweet-natured, making them wonderful family dogs. Just don’t be surprised when your 150-pound Leonberger decides that your lap is their new favorite spot.
Alaskan Malamute
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Alaskan Malamutes may have been bred to pull heavy sleds, but they prefer pulling themselves right onto your lap at home. These fluffy, playful dogs have no problem climbing onto furniture, snuggling into your side, and wedging themselves into tiny spaces just to be close. They are known for their affectionate and social nature, which often translates to a complete disregard for their own size. If you’re looking for a big dog that will always insist on being your cuddle buddy, a Malamute will never leave you feeling alone (or unflattened).
Dogue de Bordeaux
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The Dogue de Bordeaux is a muscular, powerful breed that believes the best place to be is as close to their human as possible. These affectionate giants love sprawling across laps, leaning into their owners, and curling up in spots far too small for their hefty bodies. Their love for snuggling is matched only by their devotion to their families, making them some of the most affectionate big dogs around. If you don’t mind a little drool and a lot of love, a Dogue de Bordeaux will make an excellent oversized cuddle buddy.
Tibetan Mastiff
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Tibetan Mastiffs may have been bred to guard livestock, but at home, they prefer guarding your lap (even if they can’t quite fit). These fluffy giants are fiercely loyal and love being as close as possible to their humans, often ignoring the fact that they weigh over 100 pounds. They will attempt to squeeze into small spaces, curl up at your feet (or on top of them), and press their full weight into you for attention. If you want a dog that will protect you while also pretending to be a tiny lap dog, a Tibetan Mastiff is the perfect choice.
Great Pyrenees
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Great Pyrenees dogs are massive, fluffy, and completely convinced they are small enough to be lap dogs. These gentle guardians are incredibly affectionate and will often lean into their humans, sit on laps, or snuggle up on the couch as if they weigh a fraction of their actual size. Their love for their families is as big as their bodies, and they will always try to be as close as possible. If you want a dog that will give you warmth, comfort, and the occasional accidental crushing, the Great Pyrenees is a perfect choice.
Anatolian Shepherd
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Anatolian Shepherds are powerful, independent guardians—but they also have a soft spot for their humans and zero understanding of personal space. These large dogs love leaning into their owners for affection, often pressing their weight against legs, laps, or whatever furniture they can fit on. Despite their protective instincts, their goofy, affectionate side makes them endearing companions. If you want a big dog that will always want to be close to you (and occasionally sit on you), an Anatolian Shepherd will gladly take up all your available space.
The Giants Who Think They’re Teacup-Sized
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These gentle giants may be massive, but they have no idea. They’ll sprawl across furniture, plop onto your lap like a tiny pup, and lean into you with all their weight, completely unaware of their size. Their love is boundless, and their need to be close is unwavering—even if it means squishing their humans. If you want a dog that adores you so much they forget they’re huge, these breeds will bring oversized cuddles, warmth, and maybe a little crushed furniture into your life.
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