It’s that time of year – when Ted has his three-monthly hair cut. He would tell you he doesn’t really…
Poor Sad Duckie
We have one Mr Duckie who lives by himself. He’s always been a loner and now his missus has lost…
Shetland Ponies Melt, Apparently
According to this lot, Shetland ponies will melt in the summer rain. I did not know this but now I…
Just in Case
This is so you know who everyone is. Like a quick guide to my sheep. Always useful. Maybe just keep…
Bucket Wars
My dream is to put down everyone’s bucket and leave, happy in the knowledge everyone will eat their own breakfast…
Daily Whinge
I’m not feeling brilliant, as I type this. My back and eye are giving me gyp but I have done…






