Me: Right, chaps, I want all of you to stand together and smile for a photo, please.

Me: Yes, Iacs, that’s a lovely smile.

Me:  Haakon, do you smile?

Haakon:  Not really.

Me: Ok, well, here’s a good opportunity. The morning light is gorgeous and, if you all stood in a line and looked magnificent, that would be good. We can forget the smiling.

Me: And there we go, that’s perfect.

Me:  Don’t move, one more.  Nope, too late. Thanks, Kolka.

Me: Yes, Iacs, I can see you’re still practising.